I need some help from a man who has been around some and since COach says that you are around the bend, I'll ask you.
Bambi and I are talking about becoming engaged but she has some requests. Though she loves football, she doesn't want to marry me if I'm going to spend 10 years with the Browns. She says that she doesn't want to wear a bag over her head to go to the grocery store. And she wants me to find a good job-but we have had trouble comming up with careers that I am qualified for that are more respectable than playing for the Browns. She says that she probably won't be able to work at Hooters after we start a family, so this is a big choice. So far, we have thought about being a shoe salesman, a janitor, a garbage man, the guy who services porta pottys-we thought about painting, but Bambi thinks that might be too technical for me and too classy for her.
But the job that we both agree might be perfect is radio producer. I like music. I can dial a phone. And I like to sit around and eat. Coach says that you often say you don't have a producer. Would you like to hire me?
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Sean O'Grady
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