Saturday, March 5, 2011

We Are clobbering Tennessee (from August 29, 2009)

Dear Mr Hewlitt,

Coach asked me to update you on this week and the game tonite. Those Titans never stood a chance.

Coach told us a story before the game.  Seems there was a fella named Rocky who was injured real bad in Vietnam 40 years ago this week. He was a Noter Dame guy who worked and worked to be a pro football player. Coach told us that he was a almost perfect model for us. He was slow, small and weak like us. But he said that if we worked real hard-harder than John McCain did at trying to be President-we could win a few games. It was really hard for  us to hear the part after he talked about Rocky making it in the NFL. I think I heard him say something about Rocky being helped by the best teamates that have ever played football, but I can't be sure. Something about a Mr. Rooney too.
 
I really want to be a Brown. Even though I miss Ma and my Dog, I don't want to go home to Salineville Ohio and count the coal trucks as they go by. And if I'm a Brown, maybe Bambi will give up her dream of being a "swimsuit" model and settle down with me.
 
Could you have Mr Botkin call me just in case football doesnt work out?
 
Your friend
 
Sean O'Grady

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